ORIGINAL: rsp@odyssey.net

Then there was the,

Insomniac, dyslexic, agnostic.

He laid awake nights, wondering if there really is a Dog.

Randy

I take great offence to that. My mom is a proud member of D.A.M. (Mothers Against Dyslexia).

Spacey:

OMG! That one hit right on the funnybone...

Sorry Geezer, I feel your pain, as I too have a family member with dyslexia. My younger brother is in prison for a horribly bad attempt at robbing a bank. We still don't know where he got the gnu.

Randy

My mother was French and my father was a Pygmy.

I'm a great cook, but I can't reach the stove.

OK Jon! You'll be sorry now!

My wife is a blonde so I got in much trouble with blond jokes but one more won’t hurt….

Lady dyed her hair because she got tired of blonde jokes. She went for a Sunday drive and noticed a field of sheep. She had always wanted one so pulled over to ask the man…
Sir if I can guess how many sheep are in the field would you give me one? Please , I’ve always wanted one…OK lady I’ll do that….She said 98?...He couldn’t believe it…That’s right Lady, go ahead and pick one out.
As she was loading up he asked her….Lady, if I can guess what color your hair use to be will you give me back my dog?

No more...my word.

ORIGINAL: rsp@odyssey.net

Sorry Geezer, I feel your pain, as I too have a family member with dyslexia. My younger brother is in prison for a horribly bad attempt at robbing a bank. We still don't know where he got the gnu.

Randy

LMOA!

LOFR!

Dyslexics of the world UNTIE.

LOTR!

ORIGINAL: alree

Dyslexics of the world UNTIE.

Stop it! You're lliking me!