Jesus and Moses went golfing.
Moses, "Jesus you're not going to make it to the green with that, you'll hit the water trap".
Jesus, "Moses if Tiger Woods can do it...I can."....bloosh, right in the water trap.
Jesus, "Moses will you get my ball for me?"
Moses, "Alright Jesus"...he parts the water and retreive's the ball.
Next hole..
Moses, "Jesus you're not going to make it to the green with that, you'll hit the water trap".
Jesus, "Moses if Tiger Woods can do it...I can."....bloosh, right in the water trap.
Jesus, "Moses will you get my ball for me?"
Moses, " Alright but this is the last time 'cause you're not listening to me". Moses
parts the water and get's the ball.
Next hole same thing....this time Moses said "No I'm not getting it, you get it"
So Jesus is out there walking on the water looking for his ball and some golfers playing behind came up to Moses and asked, "who does he think he is? Jesus?
Moses replied, No, Tiger Woods.