marcos69


Just keep the ball in play and hope it all comes out in the end.

 
Now that's just far too crude.
 
 
I think I'm going to have to report you to a Moderator.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
What this thread really needs is a bit of input from Willy.
 
 
 
 
 

Willys input would be huge.

This place does need someone to come in and mop up.

what does it mean when your drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth?

the stage is level.

A woman went into a bar and asked the bartender for a double-entendre, so the bartender gave her one...

I'll get my coat

-=mike=-

 
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson goes on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.

‘Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes,” replies Watson.

“And what do you deduce from that?”
Watson ponders for a minute.

“Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.

“Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?”

Holmes is silent for a moment. ‘Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”

 
 

Woman goes up to a bar on the 23rd floor, looks around, and sits down next to a nice looking fellow at the end of the bar. 
 
"What are you doing?", she asks.  "I'm drinking Magic Beer".  She's not too impressed, so she gets up and moves to the other side of the bar.
 
After a few drinks and no one to talk to, she decides to try him again and asks,  "What's so magic about that beer?" 
 
"Well, watch this."  He takes a sip, goes over to the window, opens it, flys three big circles over the city, and returns.
 
The woman takes his beer, chugs most it down, then jumps out the window to her death.
 
A few minutes later, the bartender comes over to the man and says, "Superman, sometimes you're a jerk!"

A loony escapes from an asylum and rapes several women in the local town. Next day, the headlines read "Nut Bolts and Screws".

 
 

 
 
 

what does it mean when your drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth?

 
Free drinks for the band?
The guitar player, bass player and keyboard player have girlfriends?