Electric Bobby: Did you start this thread to deliberately take the piss out of me Steve?
 
Strammy: Nope, unintended

A man goes to the doctor, "Doctor, I feel like a Ten pound note"

Doctor: "Go shopping, the change will do you good".

No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery. 

bapu


No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery. 

 
 
What?!
 
Did you think for one minute that I wouldn't spot you using Arial font Eduardo

 
What's the definition or the word RIOT...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Three dyslexics
 
 

The news casters would have a 'elluva time with that one.




No pundit ended.

 
EastEnders is so unrealistic...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Where are all the cockney Man Utd fans
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Sorry Mark
 
 
 

 
Apparently, Sir Alex Ferguson had an 80's themed party for his players.
 
 
 
 
Giggs arrived in a Cavalier, Scholes in a Sierra and Rooney chose to come in an Escort.
 
 
 
 

A lunatic escapes from an asylum and rapes several women in the local town. The next day the paper headline reads "Nut bolts and screws".

I was asked to go and see an ex-girlfriend yesterday.

One thing led to another and we wended up having sex.

The police weren't impressed as I was only meant to be identifying the body.