Rene Descartes goes to Burger King.  He orders a whopper. The person behind the counter asks "would you like fries with that?".  Rene answers "I think not."  He immediately disappears.  

space_cowboy


Rene Descartes goes to Burger King.  He orders a whopper. The person behind the counter asks "would you like fries with that?".  Rene answers "I think not."  He immediately disappears.  

Strange how that wouldn't have worked at all if you'd said Rene went to McDonalds.

 
Mooch: Hey stoopid head Bapu - it's raining cats and dogs
 
Bapsi: I know, I just trod in a poodle

SteveStrummerUK


 
Mooch: Hey stoopid head Bapu - it's raining cats and dogs
 
Bapsi: I know, I just trod in a poodle

Best Crap Joke Ever!

bapu

SteveStrummerUK



Mooch: Hey stoopid head Bapu - it's raining cats and dogs

Bapsi: I know, I just trod in a poodle

Best Crap Joke Ever!

 
 
Mooch: Hey stoopid Bapu where's that guitar I bought you for Christmas?
 
Bapu: I threw it away
 
Mooch: Why would you do such a dumb Bapu thing like that for?
 
Bapu: It had a hole in the middle

SteveStrummerUK

bapu

SteveStrummerUK



Mooch: Hey stoopid head Bapu - it's raining cats and dogs

Bapsi: I know, I just trod in a poodle

Best Crap Joke Ever!

 
 
Mooch: Hey stoopid Bapu where's that guitar I bought you for Christmas?
 
Bapu: I threw it away
 
Mooch: Why would you do such a dumb Bapu thing like that for?
 
Bapu: It had a hole in the middle

The newest Bestest Crapest Jokest Everest.

bapu

SteveStrummerUK

bapu

SteveStrummerUK



Mooch: Hey stoopid head Bapu - it's raining cats and dogs

Bapsi: I know, I just trod in a poodle

Best Crap Joke Ever!

Mooch: Hey stoopid Bapu where's that guitar I bought you for Christmas?

Bapu: I threw it away

Mooch: Why would you do such a dumb Bapu thing like that for?

Bapu: It had a hole in the middle

The newest Bestest Crapest Jokest Everest.

 
 
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Okay here's my literal crap joke.
 
 
There's a Bear in the woods.
 
A rabbit comes hopping by.
 
The bear asks the rabbit  "Does crap stick to your fur."
 
The rabbit replies "No not at all."
 
The bear grabs the rabbit and wipes his ass with him.

The Redneck went to the hospital. As his wife was having a baby.
Upon arriving, The Nurse says
"Congratulations, Your wife has had quints,
5 big baby boys."

The Redneck says, "I'm not surprised,
I have a penis on me like a chimney."

The nurse replies, "You might want to consider getting it cleaned,
The babies are all black."

Crg


The Redneck went to the hospital. As his wife was having a baby.
Upon arriving, The Nurse says
"Congratulations, Your wife has had quints,
5 big baby boys."

The Redneck says, "I'm not surprised,
I have a penis on me like a chimney."

The nurse replies, "You might want to consider getting it cleaned,
The babies are all black."