I bought some viagra eye-drops...
 
 
 
 
I wanted to look hard.
 
 
 
 

A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.

He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi.. You know...., I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

The welfare clerk behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2011                Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes.

"Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of your job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're BS'n me!"

The welfare clerk said, "Yeah, well ... You started it."

The Sports Club keep going on at me about the time I put super-glue on the javelin.






They just can't let it go.

jamesg1213


The Sports Club keep going on at me about the time I put super-glue on the javelin.






They just can't let it go.

 

 
 
 
 
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Then it hit me.
 
 
 

A sloth was attacked by two turtles.  When asked to describe his assailants to detectives, all the sloth could say was "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"


(BWT - I noticed that there were a lot of dyslexia references back on page one, you shouldn't give those people a bad time, 10 out of 3 people have the issue you know!)

craigb


(BWT - I noticed that there were a lot of dyslexia references back on page one, you shouldn't give those people a bad time, 10 out of 3 people have the issue you know!)

That's really bad craig.




















Reading page one I mean.

 
And in any case, didn't we rename dyslexia as 'A' Eduardo?
 
 

SteveStrummerUK


 
And in any case, didn't we rename dyslexia as 'A' Eduardo?
 
 

As I recall, yes Straummy.

In honor of St. Patty's Day-

Irish COMPASSION 


A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. 
Three women, from England , Wales , and Ireland, were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The English woman said, 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on. 
The Welsh woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?' The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The Irish woman came to him and said, 'ave ya ever been fooked laddie?'
The man broke into a big smile and said, ‘no’.   

She said, 'Aye - Ya will be when the tide comes in.'

bapu

craigb


(BWT - I noticed that there were a lot of dyslexia references back on page one, you shouldn't give those people a bad time, 10 out of 3 people have the issue you know!)

That's really bad craig.




















Reading page one I mean.

Well, dyslexics are currently struggling to understand why mA is so important around here too!