Those last two jokes were strange, but charming.

I think we're all Bosons on this bus

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 210 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

 
I slipped away from my wife's bed at the clinic for a quiet word with the doctor. I asked him, "how soon after the procedure will I be able to make love with my wife?"
 
He replied, "Do you know, that's the first time I've ever been asked that, in all the years I've worked at Dignitas."
 
 
 
 

If Heidi Fleiss married Don Ho, she'd be Heidi Ho.  But then, she's already Heidi, Ho.

MNorman


I think we're all Bosons on this bus

Come on squeeze the wheeze

Two electrons are sitting on a bench in the park. Another electron comes walking by and says:"Hi there, can I come sit with you?", to which the electrons reply:"Don't be ridiculous, we aren't Bosons

 
I'm actually quite proud of myself today.
 
I finally finished reading the fifth book in the "Learning to Count" trilogy.

 
Emile Heskey (England) 59 caps, 7 goals.

Rene Higuita (Colombia) 68 caps, 8 goals.

Jose Luis Chilavert (Paraguay) 74 caps, 8 goals.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Unlucky Emile, the other two are goalkeepers...
 
 

 
I see the Greek government are going to stop producing hummus and taramosalata....
 
So it really is a double dip recession.