SteveStrummerUK


 
I see the Greek government are going to stop producing hummus and taramosalata....
 
So it really is a double dip recession.

Good thing their Anarchists are well organized then!

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A Babboom!

ericyeoman


What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A Babboom!

 

 
 

 Older man in a retirement home keeps leaning over in his chair,at times to the left and at times to the right. The attendants there keep pushing him back upright every time he does it.....this goes on for  awhile until one day the mans son comes for a visit and he asks his dad how things are going.
 
  The old man replies," It would be great if they would just let me fart."

 What has 8 legs and says," HOE DEE DOE HOE DEE DOE!!!!!!!!!!!".

 Answer- 4 guys in Philadelphia trying to catch the bus.........

Starise


 What has 8 legs and says," HOE DEE DOE HOE DEE DOE!!!!!!!!!!!".

Answer- 4 guys in Philadelphia trying to catch the bus.........

I don't get this one. Explain please.
 
Randy

 They talk a certain way in Philadelphia. They are actually  saying," Hold the door,hold the door!!!!!"

Who is they? I've got friends there, and have visited many times. Never heard an accent.

  I guess they can't all be good jokes.....I tried. FWIW I heard this one from someone else and always though it was funny, but then my humour is a little different to put it mildly.

A man on stage sitting on a stool and was playing this sweet sad song with his acoustic guitar. He starts to cry and the audience was thinking how emotional the man was and how much the song affected him. After the man finished he immediatly went to the hospital to get his As* stitched up because he was pricked by a nail that was on the stool when he was performing on stage!