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A man on stage sitting on a stool and was playing this sweet sad song with his acoustic guitar. He starts to cry and the audience was thinking how emotional the man was and how much the song affected him. After the man finished he immediatly went to the hospital to get his As* stitched up because he was pricked by a nail that was on the stool when he was performing on stage!

    Some one that can actually tell a good joke. That was funny thanks!

Glad it was funny! 
 

Some one that can actually tell a good joke

But this is a crap jokes thread.

It's crap enough for me!

 
When Michael Jackson died all his songs were played on the radio for months after.

I just hope Justin Bieber outlives me.

I hear you, Strummy.  [shudder]

 
I hear Thailand has its first female Prime Minister.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Altogether now...
Or has it?  

 
A woman was sipping a large glass of Chardonnay sitting on the patio with her husband.
 
She says "I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you"
 
Her husband asks "Is that you, or the wine talking?"
 
She replies "It's me........................... talking to the wine"
 
 
 

What do you get when you cross a Palestinian with an Israeli?

I don't know - but it ain't kosher.

Good to see you again Billy.....(no joke)