2011/07/15 08:04:58
trimph1
2011/07/19 04:47:59
dappa1
Where there's no crime...there's no America!
2011/07/23 06:33:12
ericyeoman
Why didn't the killer whale have any friends ?

He was too socially orcaward.
2011/07/23 16:44:00
57Gregy
What's the only Irish food item on McDonald's menu?
Filet O'Fish.
2011/07/25 11:44:46
dappa1
Why didn't the chicken cross the road???...A lorry driver had him for breakfast
2011/07/25 13:39:39
space_cowboy
2011/07/28 16:17:11
bapu

A man was dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there was a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table..He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye came flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reached out, grabbed it out of the air, and handed it back.

'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman said, as she popped her eye back in place. 'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you.'

They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they went to the theatre followed by drinks... They talked, they laughed, she shared her deepest dreams and he shared his. She listened to him with interest.

After paying for everything, she asked him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooked a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy was amazed. Everything had been so incredible!
'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman.. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'

'No,' she replied. 'You just happened to catch my eye.'

2011/07/28 18:06:54
craigb
bapu


A man was dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there was a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table..He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye came flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reached out, grabbed it out of the air, and handed it back.

'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman said, as she popped her eye back in place. 'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you.'

They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they went to the theatre followed by drinks... They talked, they laughed, she shared her deepest dreams and he shared his. She listened to him with interest.

After paying for everything, she asked him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooked a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy was amazed. Everything had been so incredible!
'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman.. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'

'No,' she replied. 'You just happened to catch my eye.'


Now THAT'S a glass-ick!
2011/09/08 19:58:02
bapu

A woman's husband had  been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she  had stayed by his bedside every single day.

One day when he came  to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
 
As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears:

You know what?  You have been with me all through the bad times.

When I got fired, you were there to support me.

When my business failed, you were there.

When we lost the house, you stayed right here.

When my health started failing, you were still by my side...

You know what , Martha?

'What dear?' she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

'I'm beginning to think you're f--king bad luck...'
2011/09/09 01:32:11
ampfixer
PWF!
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