I went to a feminist picnic the other day...
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.

 
I was clinging for dear life to the face of the cliff.
As the rescue team approached one of the guys shouted "Whatever you do, don't look down".
 
 
 
 
So I started smiling.

There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.

ericyeoman


There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.

 

What do you call someone from London?

I have a friend from London.  I call him Dave.  

 

 
 
 
 

Q. What's the difference between Heaven and Hell?
 
A. In Heaven, bankers are Swiss, mechanics are German, cooks are French, police are British and lovers are Italian.  In Hell, cooks are British, mechanics are French, police are German, lovers are Swiss and bankers are Italian.

Luke Skywalker was walking through the woods one day when a sudden urge to relieve himself came over him.
Then he heard the voice of his mentor, Obi Wan Kenobi;
"Luke, use the forest".
 

57Gregy


Luke Skywalker was walking through the woods one day when a sudden urge to relieve himself came over him.
Then he heard the voice of his mentor, Obi Wan Kenobi;
"Luke, use the forest".
 

That was a real pisser Greg.

SteveStrummerUK


 
I went to a feminist picnic the other day...
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.

I once had a date with an anorexic girl from the office after she came up to me and whispered in my ear   "meet me in the park on Saturday lunchtime".

I wouldn't say it went badly, but it was certainly no picnic !