My wife's obsession with jigsaws has finally sent her crazy and she's been committed to a mental hospital....



















I've been left to pick up the pieces.

I'm now a fully qualified greengrocer...

















I have lettuce after my name.

 
I was having doubts about whether cleaning my AR15, Colt 45 and my 357 Magnum with glue was a good idea.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
In the end I thought, sod it, I'll stick to my guns.

Prior to Islam Arabs contributed a lot to society in terms of arts and sciences

Did you know Arabs came up with the concept for condoms using goat intestines?

Of course the Brits perfected the condom by taking the intestine OUT of the goat.


  Ha

My girlfriend told me she's loving me because I don't listen to her properly.

What a quaint fred.

SteveStrummerUK


My girlfriend told me she's loving me because I don't listen to her properly.

  It must have been an unrequited unrequired love. 
 
Glad to see this thread revived. 

What's the best part of dating twenty nine year olds?
















There's twenty of them

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer.  Chugs it. "check please" the neutron asks. The bartender replies "for you, no charge!"

bapu


What a quaint fred.

 
This used to be the FSF.
 
When the Coffee House was young, untainted and virginal.
 
 
 
 
You know....
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Before Daryk arrived on the scene