2012/11/09 16:18:38
daryl1968
an oldy but a goody

A Catholic priest and a Rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane.

After a while, the priest turned to the Rabbi and asked, "is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?'

The Rabbi responded, "yes, that is still one of our laws."

The priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten pork?"

To which the Rabbi replied, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich."

The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.

A while later, the Rabbi spoke up and asked the priest: "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?"

The priest replied: "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith."

The Rabbi then asked him: "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?"

The priest replied: "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke my faith."

The Rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, thinking, for about five minutes.

Finally, the Rabbi said: "Beats the crap out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?"


2012/11/13 12:41:23
daryl1968
I went to the garden centre today and bought a Christmas Tree. The assistant asked me, "Will you be putting that up yourself?" I replied, "No, you sick bstard. I'll be putting it up in my living room like normal people."
2012/11/13 13:12:07
bapu
daryl1968


I went to the garden centre today and bought a Christmas Tree. The assistant asked me, "Will you be putting that up yourself?" I replied, "No, you sick bstard. I'll be putting it up in my living room like normal people."

Straummy, how'd you get Dazzy's password?
2012/11/13 17:10:16
craigb
Hehe...  He called him "Dazzy!"
2012/11/13 17:14:10
daryl1968
craigb


Hehe...  He called him "Dazzy!"


bromance
2012/11/14 15:46:27
craigb
Today is an anniversary of sorts for me...  It was just two years ago that I lost my wife and children.



I'll never forget that game of poker!
2012/11/15 22:33:45
mumpcake
I heard Yes was planning on doing a cover album. The project got scuttled when they couldn't agree on which three songs to put on it.
2013/08/22 10:23:29
Bristol_Jonesey
A man walks into a bar with a steering wheel shoved down his pants. The barman looks at him curiously and says, ''Buddy, you know you got a steering wheel shoved down your pants?'' The man answers, ''Yeah, I know! It's been driving me nuts all day.''
2013/08/22 10:59:55
craigb
19!
2013/08/22 11:36:16
Bristol_Jonesey
My favourite!
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