2013/08/27 08:45:33
SteveStrummerUK
 
Mind you, the biggest celebrity we've had in all morning was, without doubt, Stevie Wonder...
 
"Hi honey, I'm home" he chirped.
 
 
2013/08/27 08:49:25
SteveStrummerUK
 
I've just had to deal with a dirty, dishevelled man wearing an old raincoat.
 
"Do you have any books about 'Indecent Exposure'?" he asked.
 
"Sorry sir" I explained, "But you have already taken it out."
2013/08/27 08:56:01
SteveStrummerUK
 
And now I've just had a guy walk into the library dressed as a German classical composer.
 
He asked me where he could find books about Austrian actors.
 
"Over there" I said, "Aisle 'B', Bach."
 
 
2013/08/27 09:40:25
Karyn
Anywho, this chap came in earlier and asked me if we had any books on the subject of 'Coincidences'....
"As a matter of fact" I said, "This one has just arrived."
Yes, that was lucky. Had it arrived yesterday it would've got sorted by height and you'd never have found it...
Kenny Baker just wandered in and asked me if we had any books about 'Irony'...
"Why yes, yes we do" I helpfully replied, "They're over there, on the top shelf."
Is that in with the tall books or the short ones?
Mind you, the biggest celebrity we've had in all morning was, without doubt, Stevie Wonder...
"Hi honey, I'm home" he chirped.
He lives in your library?  And calls you Honey?   Really?
I've just had to deal with a dirty, dishevelled man wearing an old raincoat.
"Do you have any books about 'Indecent Exposure'?" he asked.
"Sorry sir" I explained, "But you have already taken it out."
You only have one book on that subject?  What sort of library are you running here?
And now I've just had a guy walk into the library dressed as a German classical composer.
He asked me where he could find books about Austrian actors.
"Over there" I said, "Aisle 'B', Bach."
Since when was Bach an actor?  You're not very good at this librarian thing are you....
2013/08/27 09:55:20
57Gregy
This is the fred that should be 737 pages long.

2013/08/27 11:16:07
SteveStrummerUK
 
This chap just asked me, "Do you have a section with books about pantomimes?"
 
"Yes" I said, "It's behind you."
 
 
 
2013/08/27 11:21:18
Karyn
Oh no it's not!
2013/08/27 11:23:57
SteveStrummerUK
 
Another guy just enquired, "Excuse me my good man, do you have this book - 'Your First Gay Sex Experience" - in stock?"
 
"We certainly do sir" I said helpfully, "It's over there on the bottom shelf of that bookcase, just bend over and take it."
2013/08/27 11:30:08
SteveStrummerUK
 
Karyn, I'm finding it hard enough on my first day as an assistant librarian without you trying to distract me.
 
Thank you for your co-operation, and Shhhhhh....
2013/08/27 11:35:08
SteveStrummerUK
 
I just had a fight with a bloke who was rather violently leafing through the dictionary...
 
 
Mind you, I think he was looking for trouble.
 
 
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