Q: What sentence in the English l both the shortest and longest?
 
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A: I do.

Quaint little fred @ 22 pages.

 
Now HERE'S a crap joke for ya!

A man, wearing a frog on top of his head, visits a medical doctor .
Doctor inquires: "How come?"
Frog says: 'It began with a pimple on my left toe."
 
 

Man visits the doctor: "Doctor, doctor, I have a feeling everyone ignores me!"
Doctor exclaimes: "Next Patient!"
 

Made this up myself:
A grasshopper walks into a bar. Bartender says, "We don't serve marsupials here." 
Grasshopper: I'm an insect, not a marsupial.
Bartender: Well, you hop like one.
Grasshopper: That's because I drink too much.
Bartender: what's that got to do with it?
Grasshopper: It's the beer. Where do you think I get my hops?

A blind man walks into another bar...

Bach fathered 20 children....no wonder he was always baroke
 
If only he had more organ stops

So, you're implying that he kept coming Bach for more?