Or as DumKidFromHell poised it: Unfunny.
 

Our gut-feeling is that the key people integrate efficient frontiers for the followers to follow.

bapu

SteveStrummerUK
 
 
Remember folks, there are only three certainties in life. Death, taxes, and the knowledge that only two Coffee House regulars have ever been capable of penning original and genuinely humorous posts; namely Ubiquitous Bubba and Jonbouy.
 
Every other 'joke' or 'humorous post' that's ever been made in this forum by anyone else is simply a rehash/reworking/flogging a dead horse/variation/flagrant copy of something either of these two chaps has already had the wit and intelligence to dream up.
 
 

Ya

....and yet, still going strong with 23 pages!!
 
(that's a lot of rehashing/reworking/flogging a dead horse/variation/flagrantly copying etc....bloody plagiaristic fabricators!!)

Pugilists?
In the Forum?
Say it ain't so.

I was going to quit the nudist colony, but then I decided "Oh, what the heck. I'll stick it out another year."

How can you tell the blind man in the nudest colony?  It's not hard.

What did Tonto call The lone Ranger after he was diagnosed with cancer ?
 
Chemotherapy
 
 
bye . . .

A hyena, a beaver, and a giraffe enter a pub. The hyena and the beaver both order a martini. 
The giraffe say " make that three and the high balls are on me"
 
Cheers,
 
Bert

[Note: Cleaned up for the Coffee House!  ]
 
This huge brute of a man goes into a local pub, straight to the bar and orders a shot of whiskey.  After downing it he yells "That was awful!" so the bartender gives him another from a different bottle.  "That swill is even worse!" he bellows.  Suddenly he stops and looks around as the entire pub has gotten quiet and everyone is staring at him.  "What are you all looking at??!" he screams at them. Turning to his left he yells "All of you are girly-men!"  Then, turning to his right, he shouts "And all of you are Mamma's Boys!"  At this point everyone is dead silent and not moving until one scrawny little guy gets up and starts walking towards the man. "And just where do you think YOU'RE going?" the large man inquires.  "Sorry Sir, " the little guy replies, "but I'm on the wrong side."

Is it true that Italian astronauts are called 'Specimens'?