sharke
To be fair, it's not that hard to read beaks....

 Well if I had the chops to have written Ode To Joy , Moonlight Sonata , Fur Elise and Roll Over Beethoven, It would pretty much be a given that not only could I read chicken beaks I would also be able to sight read Fly Poop on Fly paper ...
 

craigb
 
Why did the chicken cross the road? 

 

craigb
 
He was trying to get away from the pervert.

 
The pervert in this case is a Single Breasted Mad Kung Foo chicken attempting to do Crane Style ...  

 
                                Image removed due to complaints    - Karyn
 
Kenny

sharke
Because all they said was "Bach, Bach, Bach....."

Easy ... he couldn't hear them and kicked them out of his room!

Jeez, Kenny. Talking about pervs is one thing, but that plucked chicken photo...cripes, nobody wants to see that. I'll take mine breaded and fried, thank you. But after that picture it may be awhile before I visit Colonel Chicken again. For the love of all things extra crispy, please stick to perversion and refrain from further depictions of animal cruelty.
 
Thank you,
Us Humans

bitflipper
Jeez, Kenny. Talking about pervs is one thing, but that plucked chicken photo...cripes, nobody wants to see that. I'll take mine breaded and fried, thank you. But after that picture it may be awhile before I visit Colonel Chicken again. For the love of all things extra crispy, please stick to perversion and refrain from further depictions of animal cruelty.
 
Thank you,
Us Humans

Hi Dave , & to whomever I happened to offend ,
Please accept my genuine apology for posting that  jacked up looking pic of a chicken ...
It was in poor taste and judgement on my part to have done so .....
 
Kenny
 
 

Kenny, Kenny, Kenny...
 
 

craigb

Kenny, Kenny, Kenny...
 
 

 

 
 
 
 

Kenny

I didn't see the pic, but I do appreciate seeing a humble apology.