A guitar player from class of 76, had two of the best tickets for the SEC Championship. As he sits down, another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No .... ," he says, "the seat is empty."
"This is incredible ..... !" said the man, "who in their right mind would have a seat like this for this Championship Football game, the biggest sporting event of the LSU last game and not use it ....... ?"
The guitar player says, "Well actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first football championship we haven't been to, together, since we got married .... ......"
"Oh . . .. I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. I guess you couldn't find someone else, a friend, or relative, or even a neighbor, Mother-in-Law, to take the seat .... ?"
The guitar player shakes his head . . .., "No ...... .
They're all at the funeral."