I received this is my Junk folder and after reading everything, it was the "Aloha" that threw me off......
 
 
"Aloha,
Hi there, my new acquaintance! I am Olga. I'd love get to know you better. My age is 28 years old. And yours? I'm a hazel-eyed brunette. I'm neither tall not short. I am coming from Novgorod. It's almost seven hours from Moscow travelling by car. And what city are you from? I want to tell you my interests. I like books, being out, spending time with my friends. I like cooking. It's my major. I am fond of sports. I go to the gym often. I enjoy badminton, football, roller skating, ski running. What is your hobby? I am an accountant at a one firm here. Some people think that it is boring, but I enjoy it. What is your profession? I'm searching for a gentleman to strong relations with. I'm not interested in games or wasting my time. And I really you are searching for the same thing. If you wish to get to know me better, reply me please. I'll be looking forward to hearing from you.
Best regards, Olga."

Didn't you know that Novgorod has a significant expat community of Hawaiians?
They all relocated to Novgorod to get away from the awful sunshine, warmth, palm trees, sandy beaches, employment, and human rights.  And the ukuleles.  Those damned ukuleles...
 
Olga seems like a smart woman.  She doesn't like to waste her time, so she has emailed YOU specifically.  She obviously cuts right through the BS and gets to the point.
 
Answer her, and post the conversation!

I didn't know about all those Hawaiians and their reasons to relocate Novgorod....good point. I also thought she's a smart woman.......to the point where I actually wondered if she thought "I" was Hawaiian? 
 
I'm not sure if I should even respond......she seems to be quite busy with all those activities and might not have much time for me. Although she's an accountant, cooking seems to be her major........pfffft, I bet she's not even talking about the kitchen.  

And here I thought Olga was only interested in me.
 
Pffft. To the recycle bin with Olga.

I noticed she did not offer any V6ahgrah pizlz for sale.

bapu
And here I thought Olga was only interested in me.
 
Pffft. To the recycle bin with Olga.

 
But, did she say Aloha to you?

bapu
I noticed she did not offer any V6ahgrah pizlz for sale.

"I'm searching for a gentleman to strong relations with."
 

pffsst That's just Olga...again

Now, I'm starting to wonder if this Olga is doing all her "hunting" in the CH?

bayoubill
pffsst That's just Olga...again

I no

Mesh
Now, I'm starting to wonder if this Olga is doing all her "hunting" in the CH?

Typical