http://www.wideopenspaces.com/world-naked-gardening-day-may-7th/?utm_campaign=inline&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook
 
Did you know?

Maybe that would work in Virginia, but 'round these parts, nobody would ever pick a date in May as naked-anything day. Heck, I'm shivering between the time it takes to get undressed and jumping into the shower.
 
Plus, my harvest includes blackberries and raspberries.

Just be careful with yer dingle danglies around the thornier bushes and whatnot.
 
That... could turn out in a less than pleasant way.
 
Also... hi, Geoff.
 
:-)

So we'll be seeing a lot of garden hoes then? 

One should not show his twig and berries during pruning season. 
 
Just sayin'...

craigb
One should not show his twig and berries during pruning season. 
 
Just sayin'...

QFTroof
 
Same advice applies for Lorena Bobbit season.
 
Once they start burrowing into your yard they're a nightmare to get rid of.

Funny for me the top ad the page was for an (assault) hunting rifle.
 
Weird dat.

BTW to the OP it's May 6, not 7 (according to the article).

bapu
Funny for me the top ad the page was for an (assault) hunting rifle.
 
Weird dat.

Don't laugh. Those spring tulips can be quite aggressive.
 
Better safe than forcefully pollinated against your will.

bitflipper
... 
Plus, my harvest includes blackberries and raspberries.
...

No wonder we haven't heard you sing ... is it all raspberries and blackberries, and those kinds of sounds?
 
Could be funny with PDQ Bach ... but rock'n'roll only likes funnies about girls! And those raspberries are ... usually ... quietly not mentioned and for some really embarrassing!