SteveStrummerUK
Straummy
"Ordered a Paulo" sounds like it should be a euphemism for something quite repulsive.
Who is this muppet and why is he impersonating me 
Oi mush - there is only one Straummy and don't you forget it 
I
am you, you dozy sod.
Your alter ego, your Mr Jekyll to your Dr Hyde, your Clark Kent to your Batman etc etc.
Didn't Bobby used to chat to himself?