I would just like to take this opportunity to point out that Stella Artios tastes like hobo* urine that has been bottled and left out in the sun for a while.
*a froo froo European (no pun intended) hobo though who lives on red wine, cheese and day old crusty bread. Not a North American hobo who's diet would generally consist of discarded pizza crusts, dumpster donuts, half eaten Big Mac's and copious amounts of malt liquor.