bayoubill walked into a bar and aggressively shouted his order to the barman:
"Please give me half chicken of pepper soup and then give everyone half a pound of chicken pepper soup.
"When I eat, I want everyone to eat!”
The barman processed his request and gave him his
meal and everyone else their meals.
When they finished enjoying their meal he shouted for another order:
"Give me a bottle of Champagne and give everybody else a bottle of Johnny Walker Black".
"When I drink, I want everybody to drink!”
Everyone was happy and singing praises, saying:
"bayoubill is The Man”.
When bayoubill finished his drink he shouted again:
“Give me my bill and give everyone else their own bill.
"When I pay, I want everyone to pay "
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bayoubills's funeral is tomorrow at 10 AM