I had to fly United on the way back from Ohio just the other week with my husband and our two-year old. Even though I'd made arrangements (and confirmed seats) over a month beforehand, when we got our boarding passes, none of us was even remotely near another one. This has happened before to us, on other airlines, and in all cases, Someone in charge has stepped up and helped us out - so that at least ONE of us was sitting with the baby. At United, however, No One wanted to help me at the ticket counter, telling me to ask the Flight Attendent. When we boarded the plane, I immediately asked the Attendent for help. He looked at me as if I were an alien and said, You'll have to ask the people around you if anyone would like to move." Then he picked up the mic and started making announcements, effectively ignoring me. First seat, one man ignored me, the other pointed to his ear, which I assume menat he was hearing impaired (or also ignoring me). I moved on to seat number two. Ignored again. Seat Number three, and finally a very nice German businessman took pity on us and took my original seat. All the while, another attendant was GLARING at me, presumably for holding up the line. Here's the crazy thing... as we were sitting there, waiting for the rest of the plane to load, the SAME THING happened to TWO MORE families with kids under 3!!!! How insane is that? The plane was old and uncomfortable, the worst I've flown on in several years - a 4 1-2 hour flight and we were offered only a CUP of soda. Pathetic, and I will Never Ever fly United again. It was shameful.
Whew. That feels better.