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LongJohnBaldy
Yeah I don't want some chick on the island getting in the way of me and Craig.

This... made me kersnortle.
 
NTTIAWWT

I nowhatya mean.  I threw up a little in my mouth.  Had to have another Crown Royal to wash it down.

Well, for the "record" (whomever is keeping said records) "kersnortle" = "chuckling semi audibly through ones throat and/or nose".
 
No vomitateousness. However the imaginings that led to said "kersnortling" were very much in the abstract.
 
If the reality of such a pairing were to occur directly in front of my eyes I suppose there may be a certain level of *hurk*ing ("hurk" = dry heaving which may or may not involve small amounts of vomit presenting in the throat and/or mouth of the "hurker") but mostly due to the age of at least one of the participants (I have no reference for Mr Baldy's age or gender but based on the input provided and taking into account forum demographics I'm going to assume middle aged male... whereas I know Mr Anderton is a middle aged+ male).
 
tl;dr... old people doing it is kind of icky... no matter the participants.
 
Conclusion:
 
In light of the fact I seem to have gotten old myself I can only assume that any sex I may have from this point forward will be icky old person sex.
 
As always...
 
hth

I'm very glad he's talking about that "other" Craig! 
 
The topic and the girl with the guitar picks reminded me of the 'ol cannibal joke where the messenger goes out to the big pot of boiling water where two other cannibals are about to drop this gorgeous girl into and says "Wait, the Chief wants his breakfast in bed!"

*rotten vegetables pelting craigb noises*

Two other cannibals were eating a clown when one stopped and asked the other "Do you think this tastes funny?"
 
 
 
*Ducks incoming rotten vegetables*

BobF
If were stranded on an island somewhere, I'd want plenty of guitar picks
 

A guy was stranded on a desert island with Sofia Vergara. He played it cool, and he didn't make any moves towards her for several weeks. Finally, one day he asked her if maybe they could start up a physical relationship, just so as to attend to each other's needs. Sofia said she was game and a very vigorous sexual relationship began. 

Everything was great for about 4 months. One day, the guy went to Sofia and said, 'I'm having this problem. It's kind of a guy thing, but I need to ask you a favour.' Sofia said, 'Okay.' The guy said, 'Can I borrow your eyebrow pencil?' Sofia looked at him a little funny, but said, 'Sure, you can borrow my eyebrow pencil.' The guy then said, 'Do you mind if I use the eyebrow pencil to draw a moustache on you?' Sofia is getting a little worried, but says, 'Okay.' Then the guy said, 'Can you wear some of my clothing, I need for you to look more like a man.' Sofia is getting a little disappointed at this point, but says, 'Well I guess so.' Then the guy says to Sofia, 'Do you mind if I call you Fred?' Sofia, very dejected, says, 'I guess not.' 

So, the guy reaches out and grabs Sofia by the arms and says, 'Fred, you won't believe who I've been sleeping with these past four months!'

Is this the place to be now?

When is Bapu back?

paulo
Pffft. That's nothing.
 
Bapu replies to mine all the time.

Hey paulo, whazzitup?

Even more guitar picks
 

Me likey!