A Tuba Player went with his wife on honeymoon and they were getting undressed together for the first time.
The Tuba Player took off his shoes and socks and his toes were all twisted and discolored.
"What happened to your feet?" his wife asked.
"I had a childhood disease called Tolio."
"Don't you mean polio?"
"No, tolio, it only affects the toes."
The Tuba Player then removed his pants and revealed an awful-looking pair of knees.
"What happened to your knees?" she asked.
"Well, I also had Kneesles."
"Don't you mean measles?"
"No, kneesles, it only affects the knees."
When he removed his shorts, his wife gasped and said,
"Don't           ,
"You also had              !"
"WHAT! Not us tuba players.."

Who wants a large pox either?

I don't get it.

quantumeffect
I don't get it.

Take the opposite of what I said in my reply, then, like was done in the rest of the joke, change the "p" to a "c" and there you have it (for whatever it's worth).

 
I don't bet it.
 
 

I sense an apology coming! 

craigb

quantumeffect
I don't get it.

Take the opposite of what I said in my reply, then, like was done in the rest of the joke, change the "p" to a "c" and there you have it (for whatever it's worth).

Oh ... I get it now.  He had cubic lice.

I still don't get it.