Bhav,
I have to agree with your list of facts, but have to dispute one of them.
As blasphemous as Ragtime music is, it is really Rap music that is the inroad to Satan. Ragtime is a redirect to focus on Ragtime while the brimstone pit comes in the back door as Rap.
Some other observations of clinical significance...
It was noted in a post above that the round earth ignorants had 10 arguments for a round earth. The flat earthers have over 200 arguments for a flat earth. 10 times as many. Proof is proof if you have that many more arguments
I have resigned from the Hollow Earth Society and will now be donating a much smaller portion of my welfare check to the Flat Earth Society. One small problem is bothering me now however. Realize that this is probably just a test in faith, but I have to spill my guts out over this...
Scientific proclamation was done a couple decades ago by a fact based religious organization that I will not name (*).
The moon landing of our astronauts was decried headline news in Australia as a fake by these esteemed scientists. Facts are according to them are as follows...
The moon landing never happened. The moon is millions of miles away, never to be reached by human attempts. A garden of heavenly delights unattainable to the mortal experience. Thus the landing was faked.
Correct cosmology is that the manifest universe is somewhat of a 3D egg, bottom half filled with cow's milk and the top half with air.
Lord Krishna is floating on the lake of milk and from His belly button, there springs forth a gigantic lotus flower. From the lotus flower, there is born Lord Brahma. Then from the nostrils of Lord Brahma, there blows endless bubbles which congeal into the stars and planets all circulating around earth. Evolution happens and then exactly 8,400,00 species of life evolve. Not one more or less.
This all seems quite rational to me, plus it is supported by sacred scripture.
Maybe just my evil and sinful mind to question, but something about the bubbles bothers me.
I think of bubbles as round, not flat. If Brahma is blowing out bubbles of round planets, how does this reconcile with flat earth.
Actually just had a moment of realization while writing this. I am now free from any doubt.
There is nothing in the sacred scripture about the bubbles being round. Pre creational bubbles were likely flat, just like the earth.
John
(*) Hare Krishnas