Most philosophers etc spend years studying linguistics semiology, theology, comparative religions, and of course the usual suspects from Plato on out.  In our current informations universe there is NO reason for ignorance any longer.   There is no room for faith without doubt.  Even the sun coming up tomorrow, we all know has a high degree of probability, but it's not impossible that the earth self destructs before we wake up tomorrow morning.  There's always a sliver of doubt, and therefore faith.  We have faith that the earth wont self-destruct;  we can also measure the probability.  The amount of miracles and supernatural phenomena that have happened in mine own life have exceeded the probability of 50/50 so many times that I believe in a big G, big O other.  The attributes I use differ from the FSM!!
 
 

I've always loved science ever since I read "Uranus is gaseous."

JohnKenn
Bhav,
 
I have to agree with your list of facts, but have to dispute one of them.
 
As blasphemous as Ragtime music is, it is really Rap music that is the inroad to Satan. Ragtime is a redirect to focus on Ragtime while the brimstone pit comes in the back door as Rap.
 
Some other observations of clinical significance...
 
It was noted in a post above that the round earth ignorants had 10 arguments for a round earth. The flat earthers have over 200 arguments for a flat earth. 10 times as many. Proof is proof if you have that many more arguments
 
I have resigned from the Hollow Earth Society and will now be donating a much smaller portion of my welfare check to the Flat Earth Society. One small problem is bothering me now however. Realize that this is probably just a test in faith, but I have to spill my guts out over this...
 
Scientific proclamation was done a couple decades ago by a fact based religious organization that I will not name (*).
 
The moon landing of our astronauts was decried headline news in Australia as a fake by these esteemed scientists. Facts are according to them are as follows...
 
The moon landing never happened. The moon is millions of miles away, never to be reached by human attempts. A garden of heavenly delights unattainable to the mortal experience. Thus the landing was faked.
 
Correct cosmology is that the manifest universe is somewhat of a 3D egg, bottom half filled with cow's milk and the top half with air.
 
Lord Krishna is floating on the lake of milk and from His belly button, there springs forth a gigantic lotus flower. From the lotus flower, there is born Lord Brahma. Then from the nostrils of Lord Brahma, there blows endless bubbles which congeal into the stars and planets all circulating around earth. Evolution happens and then exactly 8,400,00 species of life evolve. Not one more or less.
 
This all seems quite rational to me, plus it is supported by sacred scripture.
 
Maybe just my evil and sinful mind to question, but something about the bubbles bothers me.
 
I think of bubbles as round, not flat. If Brahma is blowing out bubbles of round planets, how does this reconcile with flat earth.
 
Actually just had a moment of realization while writing this. I am now free from any doubt.
 
There is nothing in the sacred scripture about the bubbles being round. Pre creational bubbles were likely flat, just like the earth.
 
John
 
(*) Hare Krishnas

But ragtime was the original devil music that all future genres of devil music spawned from.

Oh No... never thought of that..
Headed out right now to start a bonfire with all my Ragtime vinyl LP's

JohnKenn
Oh No... never thought of that..
Headed out right now to start a bonfire with all my Ragtime vinyl LP's

Ragtime (invention of syncopation) > Striding Bass > Jazz / Blues / Motown / Gospel > Soul > RnB / Hip Hop / Rap > Neo Soul.
 
Mostly devil music except for Gospel, and also rock n roll / rock / metal were devil music too.
 
In b4 lol Alicia Keys is Devil Music??? 
 
I remember Christians in the USA listing Corrine Bailey Rae as blasphemous because her debut single had suggestions of lesbianism (a girl singing a song about a girl, OMG soooo evil!).

THIS TIME YOU HAVE ALL GONE TOO FAR...in one direction. ;)

Having been enlightened by the forum advice, the evil Ragtime LP's are just a smoldering liquid goo burning away. Can smell the brimstone on top of the plastic stink and ash. How was I not aware of this...
 
Realize now that the Ragtime musicians were in a pact with satan, and even be so corrupt as to reject the flat earth argument.
 
They would have even tried to negate the scientific genesis of the observed universe, by claiming that the bubbles coming out of Lord Brahma's nose were round instead of flat. Blasphemy !!!
 
We of rational mind must uphold the truth.
 
As for the lesbian gay issue, we know without a doubt that these preverts fry in hell for eternity. It is written, and woe be to anyone who doubts. Those who dare think otherwise will fry down there with them.
 
Love to all,
John

JohnKenn
 
 
As for the lesbian gay issue, we know without a doubt that these preverts fry in hell for eternity. It is written, and woe be to anyone who doubts. Those who dare think otherwise will fry down there with them.
 
 

You realise you're going to upset Dave/eff don't you 
 
Then again, I doubt it.
 
Or do I?

Oh god...
Who is Dave/eff...

Slobbering apologies to anyone offended. Please forgive if politically incorrect, political incorrectness the closest thing to our universally accepted catholic consequence of unforgivable sin.
 
In my defense, was only looking at Raging Jehova's admonishment of what will happen if a man lay down with a man. It's there in the Old Testament, and we all in complete agreement with the Old Testament.
We are all rational adults. We are all Christians. There is thus no reason for discord or argument since we are all on the same page.
 
Truth is laid out, but consider this. Our common scripture was too elevated, too sublime to address the fact of a flat earth.
 
Earth is FLAT... Gays all go to Hell for eternity. These eternal truths are beyond dispute,
 
End of the argument.
 
Woe be in the afterlife to anyone who will dare post anything less than complete agreement with the Divine revelations I have channeled for the good and wellbeinbg of all humanity
 
Love you guys, even Bapu...
 
John