The more repressed they are, the better the sex.

JohnKenn
Slobbering apologies to anyone offended. Please forgive if politically incorrect, political incorrectness the closest thing to our universally accepted catholic consequence of unforgivable sin.
 
In my defense, was only looking at Raging Jehova's admonishment of what will happen if a man lay down with a man. It's there in the Old Testament, and we all in complete agreement with the Old Testament.
We are all rational adults. We are all Christians. There is thus no reason for discord or argument since we are all on the same page.
 
Truth is laid out, but consider this. Our common scripture was too elevated, too sublime to address the fact of a flat earth.
 
Earth is FLAT... Gays all go to Hell for eternity. These eternal truths are beyond dispute,
 
End of the argument.
 
Woe be in the afterlife to anyone who will dare post anything less than complete agreement with the Divine revelations I have channeled for the good and wellbeinbg of all humanity
 
Love you guys, even Bapu...
 
John

Loving your sense of humour John.

Yes, sense of humor the sign post of a truly elevated being.
 
All humor aside however. Even now I am being called to the mountain top to communicate with the burning bush. Uh...been a bit preoccupied with this level of responsibility. Maybe it is after smoking the burning bush. There is at least burning weed and wandering around in there somewhere.
 
Raging Jehovah has laid it on my heart that a great revelation on the flat earth will be revealed. Humanity will weep in bliss.
 
To make this dangerous and arcane pilgrimage possible, I'm asking for 100 prayer partners to donate a mere $1000 apiece to fund the voyage.
 
Part of the funds will be spent with legal fees to the Vatican. I propose to nominate Steve to Sainthood for his sublime and vast understanding of physics, astronomy and cosmology in general. You are an inspiration to the dull lot of mere mortals (carbon infestations as noted on Star Trek).
 
John

I have thus returned from the mountain top and have affirmed that the earth is absolutely flat. The burning bush has spoken, even as in antiquity. Burning more bush today to understand the impact of this sublime revelation. May require more wandering in the wilderness to fully understand.
 
What is left is to encorporate an 11th commandment into our common religious scripture about the flat earth. Still working on the wording.
 
It was however laid on my heart that more help may be needed.
 
I have contacted Donald Trump and requested an executive order to amend the King Jim Bible. It will be more problematic to revise Hare Krishna cosmology, but be assured I am working on it. We are also currently negotiating an ammendment to the constitution.
 
Recent news is about Japan wanting to drill through the earth's crust from the ocean floor to explore the liquid mantle. Noble enterprise with focussed scientific goals.
 
Just imagine their surprise when they drill a hundred meters or so and come out on the other side.
 
We cannot live in more exciting times. Who or what lives on the bottom side of the flatness.
 
John

 
I'm changing the fred title to "Fat" Earth.

Good choice. 
(Since none of us could be members of the Flat Chest Society...)

craigb
Good choice. 
(Since none of us could be members of the Flat Chest Society...)

Trudat

I have a flat chest ...
 
Only because all my fat goes to my waist.
 
Which doesnt seem to want to get any smaller than 35 inch, but Im still never eating fried food or pizzas again.

 

Well, there you have it!  Hard to argue with this, eh Steve?  
 
Once you realize that EVERYTHING you've ever been told is a lie, you'll believe anything!

craigb
 

Well, there you have it!  Hard to argue with this, eh Steve?  
 
Once you realize that EVERYTHING you've ever been told is a lie, you'll believe anything!

This video makes me want to nuke all of humanity.