...have flys that don't stay zipped.  Is that a design element?  OH BEHAVE! (At my age people just think I'm an a**clown)  All the teen grlls point at me and at my fly and think *oh what an old dumbass, forgot to zip up his fly*, no?
 

in my condition i could use those 

My wife wears em and has just confirmed that indeed the zipper doesn't "lock".

That's why they say "Get Lucky!" inside the fly area. 

All jean zippers are crap these days. I always buy from American Eagle because they're the best fit for me. Over the last 3 years I've bought maybe 6 pairs of jeans there and all of them had the descending zipper problem. Sometimes all it takes is putting your hands in your pockets and skrrrrrrrt there it is, a big gaping maw of a dark portal into your underpant zone. Very awkward on the subway at rush hour when you're standing and a woman is sitting down with her head literally inches from your crotch. 

Hot!

sharke
when you're standing and a woman is sitting down with her head literally inches from your crotch. 

That (almost) never happens to me.

bapu

sharke
when you're standing and a woman is sitting down with her head literally inches from your crotch. 

That (almost) never happens to me.

.. without a credit card involved...

This HUGE lady flashed her fandangoes at me on the subway once. Just said "excuse me sir" and lifted her shirt up, wobbled a bit. It definitely made a change from my ordinary commute. 

I miss the New York City subway ...What an Orgy
 
Kenny