A man was riding in the back of a New York City subway when a lady boarded and sat across from him.  He sneezed then pulled out his manhood and wiped it on a towel he was holding.  The lady was shocked and outraged "That was disgusting!" she yelled at the man.  "Sorry," he replied, "but I have a condition where every time I sneeze I have an orgasm."  "Oh... I didn't know!" responded the lady clearly taken aback, "What are you taking for it?" she asked.
 
"Pepper," the man answered.

sharke
 Very awkward on the subway at rush hour when you're standing and a woman is sitting down with her head literally inches from your THROBBING crotch. 

Yes that would be very awkward if she happens to look just like the old woman in Throw Mamma from The Train
What  a total waste of Johnson Isometrics done Commando Style with your throbbing junk on the left  
 
Kenny

craigb
A man was riding in the back of a New York City subway when a lady boarded and sat across from him.  He sneezed then pulled out his manhood and wiped it on a towel he was holding.  The lady was shocked and outraged "That was disgusting!" she yelled at the man.  "Sorry," he replied, "but I have a condition where every time I sneeze I have an orgasm."  "Oh... I didn't know!" responded the lady clearly taken aback, "What are you taking for it?" she asked.
 
"Pepper," the man answered.

Nice!  A good laugh to start the workday.  Thanks Craig.