paulo
The thing that has always baffled me is that with all his money you would think that he could afford a semi-convincing one.
From what I've read and seen, Elton is probably wearing ridiculous wigs like some others wear ridiculous hats.
He's got enough money to find someone with good hair and pay to SCALP them if he wanted to. He's probably making a joke about men balding and going to insane efforts to hide it.