lol... becuz i'm scrawny and white

Oh other than my belly my arse is the only other part of my body where all my fat goes.
 
I found a picture to demonstrate my body shape, this is what I would become if I had carried on eating dominos pizzas weekly for another few years:
 

 
I have the perfectly sculpted Adonis-like arse of a Greek god.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Sadly, the rest of me is a Greek tragedy.

SteveStrummerUK
 
I have the perfectly sculpted Adonis-like arse of a Greek god.

I will require photo evidence to believe this.

SteveStrummerUK
 
I have the perfectly sculpted Adonis-like arse of a Greek god.
 

... do you mean Uranus?

I'm more of a geek tragedy...

I've gut to believe that I'm in great shape.

Congrats! I've gotten my life time membership.

I've been told I have aquiline features. I'm not sure about that but I have a big schnoz.

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I've been told I have aquiline features. I'm not sure about that but I have a big schnoz.

I dated a particularly nutty Chinese girl for a while years ago who said I looked like a horse. Wasn't quite sure how to to take that but she said it was a good thing.
 
I realized she might be more trouble than she's worth the day she showed up to where I worked and hustled the receptionist into telling her where my "office" was (I was the maintenance guy so my "office" was the tool room).
 
In the midst of rushing around doing my duties I went to grab something I needed to find her topless amongst the tools and building materials... which was interesting and not unpleasant to say the least but considering the big boss (the owner of the company) was hot on my heels there was a moment of extreme terror and then me, against all my natural urges, desperately trying to convince her to put her damned clothes back on and GTFO before the boss barged in. Which he did but fortunately just slightly after I had got her to clothe herself and leave the building.
 
Some girls, man. Some girls.
 
/csb