Typical

I have NEUTRINO installed on my hard drive.

 

bapu
I have NEUTRINO installed on my hard drive.

...and passing through your body sometimes nearly at the speed of light.
 
 
This is the primary source of flatulence, contrary to popular scientific and medical "opinion".
 
 
So next time you pass wind in public at an inapropriate moment simply say "Sorry. I was merely releasing trapped neutrinos so the cosmic dance of the universe can continue unimpeded".
 
Then casually and knowingly sip your cocktail and let the awe of your superior intelligence from your peers wash over you.

Let my peeers wash over me?
Wha?

Peers /= Peenors

I'd like to say I understand.
 
But understand is too big of a word for my vocabulary.
 

Ah, yes. Well I know some of your peeers and would certainly recommend not standing under them.

Also... for those keeping score at home, Manscaping Phase One has been completed.
 
Now come the garden shears.