Ok, ok, ok... Here it is. A rare ACTUAL answer from me for your situation:
Get a cheap, used laptop (yes, you can find one for under $100 easily). Just make sure it's running at least Windows 7 so you can see websites using HTML5 and the other new standards. Now, put it in a workgroup with your DAW (usually the workgroup is, ingeniously, named WORKGROUP, but you can change this). Now, type "Allow remote" into the start button area and make sure the laptop can accept remote access. Then click on File Explorer and then Network (a folder at the bottom of the left side menu) and, after seeing the message that Network Discovery is turned off, click on the message to turn this on. Do this on the DAW too. Now you should be able to see the laptop from the DAW. Right-click on the laptop icon from the DAW and select Connect With Remote Desktop Connection. You are now viewing the laptop from your DAW. Do your surfing here then simply minimize the window when you're not using it. It will still be one click away.
Now, here are a couple of things you'll want to do to make things even better:
1) On the laptop, keep it plugged in anywhere you want (preferably directly connected to your internet router) then go into Control Panel and Power Options. Change the "What does closing the cover do?" to Nothing (when plugged in). Then change the power options settings for "When Plugged In" to Never (there should be two settings). Now you can keep the laptop closed and never touch it, but it will always be accessible from the DAW.
2) From the DAW File Explorer window (Network section), if you click-and-drag the laptop icon to your desktop, you can create a shortcut to the laptop. Now you only need to right-click on the shortcut to select Connect With Remote Desktop Connection.
The above is exactly what I do with my work laptop so I can use my main computer's big screen (along with its keyboard and thumb-ball mouse). Works great!
Post-note: Needless to say, the best "next step" would be to create a backup image of the laptop's OS. Then, if it gets a virus from the Internet, you can simply restore it from the image and keep surfing!