I use Sea Weed's when I go a courting Mermaids .
Mermaids are just like any other woman. They sure like it when you show a little consideration by dressing up and getting all spiffy just for them ...

First I strip down & put on the smallest Speedo I can find ..
Don't laugh ....I have to use the smallest one I can find not because my junk is too small on dry land ..
The thing is once I hit the cold Ocean Waters my junk is gonna go into shock and turn into a mini version of an Armadillo shell ...When ever I use a regular sized Speedo I have found from experience that I'm gonna loose it once I start swimming ...

Then I make a little Sea Weed costume , swim out to the buoy ... and wait
Kenny