Thank you John for posting this and thank you guys all the "bumps". I've been thinking of this for a while now.
At worst, if anyone really feel the urge to post a wise crack when those threads hit the board, why not just post it here in this thread, and turn it into our "10 000 ways to reply to spammers -
Cakewalk users' Greatest Hits".

At least, it'd also serve the purpose of keeping THIS thread in view.