2017/03/07 03:56:35
bitflipper
...my name is "Bow Wow", not "Duke". 
2017/03/07 13:23:43
MandolinPicker
dmbaer
An Air Italia flight with an all-Italian crew landing at the Rome Airport and in radio contact with the Italian air controllers at that airport exclusively use English to communicate.
 



Lufthansa Pilot (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?"
 
Ground Controller (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in English."
 
Lufthansa Pilot (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplane, in Germany. Why must I speak English?"
 
Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): "Because you lost the bloody war!"
2017/03/07 17:44:41
kennywtelejazz
bitflipper
...my name is "Bow Wow", not "Duke". 




Duke's a real piece of work ...I'm glad he gave you a few laughs 
 
Kenny
2017/03/08 00:23:21
dmbaer
MandolinPicker
Lufthansa Pilot (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?"
 
Ground Controller (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in English."
 
Lufthansa Pilot (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplane, in Germany. Why must I speak English?"
 
Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): "Because you lost the bloody war!"



Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
Captain Oveur: What?
Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Over.
Captain Oveur: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over!
Roger Murdock: What?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Victor Basta: Who?
2017/03/08 13:53:57
bitflipper
My dad used to fly charters between Africa and the Middle East. Imagine the myriad of African, Middle-eastern, European and American accents all trying to communicate life-and-death information using a "common" language!
 
Apparently, to be an air traffic controller there is no requirement that you can be understood in English, only that you can speak it. Picture an Iraqi pilot talking to an Israeli controller in a language neither of them uses at home, each mangling the language in their own regionally-distinct way.
 
When aircraft travel across the Atlantic ocean, they are largely on their own when out over uncontrolled airspace. As they approach Europe, they check in with controllers in Shannon, Ireland and then receive vectors to their final destinations. Once, a mis-communication (likely a pilot from the American south talking to an Irish controller) resulted in an incorrect vector. They pilot dutifully entered the coordinates and the plane flew itself to the wrong airport. Because the crew realized the error too late, they had to land in Frankfurt and then take off again for Copenhagen, their intended destination.
 
What makes that story hilarious to me is that this 747 was one of the first equipped with seatback entertainment consoles. If you've ever flown across the Atlantic or the Pacific, you've probably been fascinated by the global map showing your plane's position (plus altitude and outside temperature) as you track your progress around the world. Well, the crew may not have realized they were on the wrong vector, but every passenger knew! Imagine their concern, knowing the plane was off course with no explanation from the cockpit.
2017/03/08 16:45:02
DrLumen
Until last night I thought I could understand an Irish accent (at least as much as a Texan would normally hear) but I ended up having to watch an english/irish movie with the subtitles on. sigh
2017/03/08 17:23:22
jude77
Actually Dave, in the future there won't be any spoken language.  Instead we will all text each other.  The few people that still retain the power of speech will be limited to simple one syllable utterances such as, "She be a 'ho". 
 
I'm looking forward to this and the other innovations that modern society is bringing to us.
2017/03/12 14:34:43
bitflipper
jude77
Actually Dave, in the future there won't be any spoken language.  Instead we will all text each other.  The few people that still retain the power of speech will be limited to simple one syllable utterances such as, "She be a 'ho". 
 
I'm looking forward to this and the other innovations that modern society is bringing to us.



2017/03/17 09:27:29
soens
bitflipper
Apparently, to be an air traffic controller there is no requirement that you can be understood in English, only that you can speak it. Picture an Iraqi pilot talking to an Israeli controller in a language neither of them uses at home, each mangling the language in their own regionally-distinct way.



I work with people from several different countries who speak English as a 2nd language everyday. Foreign people all seem to speak English the same "mangled" way and seem to understand each other better than they understand those who speak only English. When one such person is your supervisor, things can get interesting to dicey in a hurry.
2017/03/17 15:20:41
daryl1968
On a similar subject Bill Bryson's book 'Made in America: An Informal History of the English Language in the United States' is fascinating. 
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