As first person, narrating man
I tell you boldly, 'cause I can,
I do not like junk mail or spam!
I do not like them, Sam-I-Am!
Tho Sam-I-Am, you am not
We're on to you and your little plot
To clog our brains and load our forum
With smelly sewage guised as decorum
So, Not-Sam, here's our plan
We're slapping you, with a ban
So, before it all, hits the fan
Run, run, run, little man
Run, run, run, as fast as you can