Pretty sure I can make a living as an author!

2017/03/11 02:06:25

The Grim

a boy stood on the burning deck a doily held for luck
when passed by a pretty girl with whom he want to
cluck like ducks on the shimmering pond in the early autumn sun
only to find out 9 months later in the oven was a bun

2017/03/11 02:12:33

craigb

Some proven winners:

"It was a dark and stormy night."

"Suddenly, it happened!"

"Call me Ishmael."

2017/03/11 03:05:48

Mooch4056

Boy - what an encourage group of friends I have!

2017/03/11 03:30:21

synkrotron

Much talent here. I am impressed...

2017/03/11 17:34:31

bapu

Bapu: I say, old chap, do you fancy a go at the quill this morn?
Mooch: I got your quill right here, Bpau.
Bapu: Well then, pray, hand it over old bean.
Mooch: Beans make me fart.
Bapu: <shrugs, walks away>

2017/03/11 18:17:20

BobF

This is reminding me of a classic

2017/03/12 20:36:04

eph221

just write a book, ask for a million dollars from the publisher, give the money to a friend and have them buy a million dollars worth of books. Then you'll be at the top of all the best seller's lists and make your money from that. You can cash me ow-zide how bow dah?

2017/03/12 20:48:24

Bert Guy

Mooch4056

"Roar!" said the mean lion! "Boo" said the scary ghost. "Woof!" Said the happy dog!

See?

Whaddya think?

I think you have the dialogue part of writing down.

2017/03/12 21:36:40

craigb

I especially enjoyed the fact that the dog is happy, it made all the difference in the world in that story.

2017/03/12 21:40:07

bapu

craigb
I especially enjoyed the fact that the dog is happy, it made all the difference in the world in that story.

Depends on what he was happy about.

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