I find sarcasm to be similar to singing.  Some have it and some don't.  In both cases, those that don't can get better with practice.
 
 

 
Now can you all shush up a bit, the movie's about to start.
 
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
 
Love it 

*edits together loop of SMG's "compositions"*
 
*pushes speakers up against Strummy's wall*
 
*cranks it*

SteveStrummerUK
 
Now can you all shush up a bit, the movie's about to start.
 
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
 
Love it 

I keep threatening to buy the whole BR collection of the Classic Clint.  The Dirty Harry series was great too, IMO.  Loved the hotdog scene - "Nobody eats ketchup on a hotdog!" - bwahahahaha!
 
 

Beepster
*edits together loop of SMG's "compositions"*
 
*pushes speakers up against Strummy's wall*
 
*cranks it*

I have something more interesting that I would like to ask.  In regards to that portion of the song Give it to Me by Timbaland, do you mind if I give to you the original version and you apply some effects to it so that it conveys that dark image of the universe in my video?  The way I did it didn't turn out right.  So that is why I would ask any professional here to do it and share it to me.  It can just be a one time thing.  You do not have to keep on creating various versions.  Just one version would do.  You can create various versions if you want to, but that is up to you.

SteveStrummerUK

sharke
 
People have been banned for far less. 

People
excluded
now
include
Strummy.

Perhaps Eventually Nobody Is Spared
 
The Indignity Thou Suffered
 
A Noble Dishonour
 
And Reported Somewhat Erroneously
 
 

SuperMarioGamer

Beepster
*edits together loop of SMG's "compositions"*
 
*pushes speakers up against Strummy's wall*
 
*cranks it*

I have something more interesting that I would like to ask.  In regards to that portion of the song Give it to Me by Timbaland, do you mind if I give to you the original version and you apply some effects to it so that it conveys that dark image of the universe in my video?  The way I did it didn't turn out right.  So that is why I would ask any professional here to do it and share it to me.  It can just be a one time thing.  You do not have to keep on creating various versions.  Just one version would do.  You can create various versions if you want to, but that is up to you.

No. But I'll fart in a jar and mail it to you.
 
What's your address... and social security #?

Beepster

SuperMarioGamer

Beepster
*edits together loop of SMG's "compositions"*
 
*pushes speakers up against Strummy's wall*
 
*cranks it*

I have something more interesting that I would like to ask.  In regards to that portion of the song Give it to Me by Timbaland, do you mind if I give to you the original version and you apply some effects to it so that it conveys that dark image of the universe in my video?  The way I did it didn't turn out right.  So that is why I would ask any professional here to do it and share it to me.  It can just be a one time thing.  You do not have to keep on creating various versions.  Just one version would do.  You can create various versions if you want to, but that is up to you.

No. But I'll fart in a jar and mail it to you.
 
What's your address... and social security #?

+ mother's maiden name

savageopera

savageopera
My advice to you in your music quest is to buy Music Creator 7 software and an entry level keyboard controller and michrophone. There are music loops you can piece together and then record your voice over and end up with a with a good sounding composition. A lot of the hip hop artists record this way as many are not musicians. It would be a great way to learn how to compose and sure beats the hell out of just talking about it. Good luck , we're waiting to hear one of your songs......Ron.

Mario, please read the above and then give us a break...............

Mario, I was trying to be kind and helpful to you as a novice who I thought was looking for help with converting song ideas into demo recordings. However it is obvious that all you really want to do is argue and senselessly debate and defend your self centered, irrational, illogical and twisted perspective of art and music. The greatest philosopher said "Don't cast your pearls before swine". I'm sorry I offered you assistance as you obviously don't want it from me or any others here. I hope you find whatever you are looking for, but obviously, you won't find it here....Via con Dios.........