Even Aliens from out of Space that want to conquer The Planet Earth would not waste their time attempting to glean intelligence from the Coffee House. High Chancellor It is time . We should attack Earth Now !
We have the element of surprise and Earths Military defenses are no match for our superior military strength
What are we waiting for ?
High Counsel , I have thought long and hard about this dilemma ...
It is true that we have absolute superiority over The Planet Earth in every area that counts ..
My hesitation to attack Earth is based on the fact that The Planet Earth has a secret weapon we have not anticipated .
This secret weapon is called The Coffee House & it operates on a Black Hole Anti Intelligence Principal....
All intelligent life as we know it has no defense against this secret weapon. We have yet to crack it's code ...
Kenny