You have an iron?
And you actually use it?
 

Sharke is one of those modern, sensitive men. I believe the term is pre-trumpian.

57Gregy
You have an iron?
And you actually use it?
 

No kidding!
 
But he's not married, so the second letter of wife (i for ironing, right after w for washing) doesn't mean anything to him. 

Believe me, I'm not an ironer. Hence the ironing board being lodged into the deepest recesses of my closet, and why I ended up having to clear the desk. Only reason I ironed something was that I had to do a photo shoot for my upcoming new business website and I needed an employee to wear a company T-shirt for it. Figured I might as well make the effort and iron the thing first. However I didn't count on the employee showing up unshaven in the scruffiest looking jeans imaginable 

Maybe you should have ironed him too? 

craigb
Maybe you should have ironed him too? 

 
I'll have to check with the NY Dept. of Labor first.