bapu
My son Jason.

hmm... so WTF is going on with the weird hand udder sticking out of the bottom of your kid's right forearm?
All the Bapu genes manifesting themselves in a nonsensical estra appendage allowing the rest of the organism to be free to rise to the top of the gene pool?
yes... i just kind of called you an udder with fingernails... but at least you're throwing goathorns so it's all good.