Have a great holiday, Dave!

Have a great time, Dave!
All the best.

Woke up this morning shivering. It had been 86 F when I went to bed but by morning it had dropped down to a bone-chilling 68! Got up and had a coffee, then I was OK. 

You're on vacation Dave, what the heck are you getting up in the morning for anyway??? 

There's snow in the forecast for Seattle, Dave. Just thought you'd want to know. . .
 

My grandkids are here with me, and they are pissed they'll have to make up a snow day they weren't even there for. I have a hard time imagining it's snowing anywhere. 
 
Yesterday I met the only other white guy on the island, an Australian. And it turns out we are related! His wife is my late wife's niece. So I guess what they've always suspected is true: all white guys know each other.
 
Craig, I'm on Filipino Time. That's not a time zone, it's a state of mind. I have no watch, no schedule and no place to be. It's only light or dark, and the only distinction between the two is what folks are drinking. So, as a non-drinker, there is even less of a distinction for me. But I have to admit, a joint would be really tasty right now...

Those islands are full of lizard people.  Be careful, especially with the current reptilian poly tickal climate.

eph221
Those islands are full of lizard people.  Be careful, especially with the current reptilian poly tickal climate.

Where "current" means the last several decades? 

craigb
You're on vacation Dave, what the heck are you getting up in the morning for anyway??? 

 
One person's morning is another person's late afternoon.

Come here and play the slots, Dave.