I do appreciate Reece's humor and I am sorry for sounding too serious.
The only part that rings true for is the first line of Bills post...
You really do need better microphones. The rest I don't agree with at all.
In order of importance, please note:
1 Great piece of Music
2 Guitar performance
3 Guitar
4 Microphone and placement
5 Mic Pre
6 A to D conversion
See where the Mic Pres sit on that list pretty low down.
I would rather a handful of expensive mikes and use the Mackie VLZ as the pres any day over a bunch of average mics and a whole lot of expensive pres. The former will sound way better by miles.
Sound on Sound recently did a shoot out of expensive Mic Pres and compared them to average ones like Mackie etc. In the end people only imagined they heard differences when told what they were listening to but in a blind test may could not tell a thing. Sort of reinforced my argument. But I must also say I am talking about all these pres non expensive and expensive being used with moderate amounts of gain and being used right in the most linear part of their response. The place where some of the more expensive pres really shine is being driven hard etc and being pushed gain wise too so they start to impose their sound onto the signal. Cheaper pres would not fair too well under the same conditions. But if we keep things on a more even keel then they are much closer than you think.
I am pretty sure
Bill and many other Mic Pre lovers would probably have a hard time in a very controlled A/B blind test. Even the standard Mic pre in a lot of mixers are pretty good these days. They offer low distortion, high headroom, low noise etc..Very transparent sound etc..The Pres in the VS700R are very nice and I don't doubt the ones in the new Studio Capture would also be very very nice too.
I recently mastered a beautiful album that was mixed by an award winning mix engineer here in Australia. During the mix the engineer asked the client what expensive mikes and pres he was using because he was so impressed with the sound. He nearly went into shock when the client said he used a Rode NT1 mic for every track and some cheap Fostex stand alone recorder with pres in it that were probably not even in the same league as the Mackie pres! Totally debunked the expensive mic and pre myth.
If you are careful you can set even an average Mic pre to be right in the most linear part of its range and it wont come anywhere near clipping as this guy obviously did. The music and the performance was just so good it out shone the mikes and the pre by miles.
I have produced many albums that involved expensive mics and Mackie pres
(1604, older model even) and the result: magnificent. I have also produced albums using expensive mics and expensive pres and the result: still magnificent. Was it ten times better than the first case, absolutely not in fact no one here would pick the difference I am totally confident of that.