bapu
As Billy Preston sed.
 
1/5th of nothin' is nothin'.

Means you ain't drunk enough, too, I bet!

Beepster

See what a good sub woofer can do!

Beepster
I mean... I'll only be 1/5 as awesome as Bapu but that's still pretty damned awesome.

single out the posts that are actually worthy.......
multiply by 0.25...
 
that's your actual post count.

 

batsbrew

Beepster
I mean... I'll only be 1/5 as awesome as Bapu but that's still pretty damned awesome.

single out the posts that are actually worthy.......
multiply by 0.25...
 
that's your actual post count.

 

There seems to be some data points missing from that equation before being able to solve for X.
 
eg:
 
"single out the posts that are actually worthy..." (in my wee Beepso brain noodles at the time of posting)
 
"multiply by 0.25..." (modifier to reflect actual reality of what is "worthy")
 
"that's your actual post count."
 
 
Seems about right.

Also... put your tongue back in your mouth.
 
We don't know where it's been ya filthy hippy.
 
My tongue on the other hand is pure as the driven snow (whatever the frack thast means).
 
Therefore...
 
:-p
 
*earpiece noises*
 
hmm...
 
I've just been informed that everyone who laid eyes on the above emoticon should see their doctor and get tested for hepatitis J as a precaution.
 
Beepster Inc. apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause but accepts no liability for those infected with hepatitis J from reading this post.

 
People just need to learn not to lick posts around here!

yeowch!
 

lol... I was TOTALLY the kid who got his tongue stuck to posts and aluminum screen doors as a kid and had to have the adults come with a bowl of warm water to release me.
 
What?!
 
Frozen metal is all salty and metallic and delicious! How could I resist??!!!