I'm guessing Randy will be along any time soon
In the meantime, I have a question.
Ed/Pete, can you fit your paunch and moobs into this:
If the answer is "Yes", Bapsi might also be the cretin Pete.
If the answer is "Pfft... Straummy, I'd struggle to get one of my capacious moobs inside that abomination of a feckin' garment", then it's clear that Ed is Ed and Pete is Pete, and never Mark Twain shell meat.