From the master himself, one of the best forum put-downs of all time:
 

• Randy P:
  Where are your recordings? Come on Pete, you ignorant stump

• PistolPete:
  You'd have to buy them.
  Besides, no matter how good or bad they may be, you wouldn't have anything nice or constructive to say anyways. (correct?)
  You should spend some time taking some music lessons instead of posting garbage statements like "Go Lay down you stump" a million times.
• Randy P:
  No Pete, you should post them here, really. 33000 users would love to hear what a great talent you are. But you and I know the truth. You don't have any cakewalk software. You are just a lonely sad little troll, sitting in a trailer somewhere in your urine stained underwear, pecking away on forums on the internet, trying to get people to talk about you. You don't have any talent, cant play an instrument, cant sing. Just a sad little man. Now go lay down you ignorant stump.

What's a stump?
 
Oh, it's that thing I whack my bazz whiff. My bad.

SteveStrummerUK
 
 
Indubitably you am the true Bapu - I hereby assert and declare for the record that this whole Pete=Bapsi nonsense is merely a fanciful pigment of Paulo's over-exuberant imaginarium.
 

 
I never said he weren't Bapu. I said that he was behaving like PP. The evidence is in the SF for all to see. I din't do dat .
 
So unless it's somebody pretending to be our very own resident post addict acting out like PP then I stand by my observation and will thank thee kindly not to make out like I imaginariumed it all.
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
Mind you, I'll give old Pete his due, he was the first person to call me 'Strummy'.
 

 
T'was nearly ten years ago, where does the time go 

In a hundred years will all this really matter?

bapu
In a hundred years will all this really matter?

Mebbe. Who nose ?

Bapu Behaving Badly?

 
 
"And so we begin round 57 of our annual "Stump Kickin Jamboree"
 
RP

Bapu & Paulo Behaving Badly?