SteveStrummerUK

 
 

I kept scrolling to see if you'd posted this one. Been my favorite Top Tip since around 1991 when it was first printed. 
 
I think you missed my other favorite though:
 

MOTORISTS. Save money on expensive personalized car number plates by simply changing your name to match your existing plate.
 
Mr KVL 741Y,
London

 
 Incidentally Chris Donald lists that one as his favorite in his biography, which is a cracking good read by the way. Or was it Simon Donald's? I read both their books and they're great. They lived nearby me in Newcastle, my dad was pals with them both at one point.